I haven't posted for awhile here. A situation has come to my attention that I felt I needed to warn everyone about:
Yes. You heard me, climbing turtles. It started as a small, even funny happening. A couple of children walking home from school came across this bizarre and troubling sight:
Well, I know what else! Before long they were reaching even higher!
It was only a matter of time before they began flocking, even roosting!
It's becoming a common sight. And, notice, they are targeting microwave towers especially!
I know, I know. You're saying "that's ridiculous"!
Well, I say it's the beginning of the end. A scourge worse than the zombie apocalypse. Tell the truth now, haven't you noticed your internet signal getting slower? Your cell signal getting weaker? This is just the beginning.
Before you know it, it will all shut down from turtle overload! I'll be right here, okay, maybe not right here, but somewhere I'll be saying "I told you so!"
Take warning before it's too late!